Sterling Silver Dialogue From The Movies:
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"How singularly innocent I look this morning"
"Young woman, either you have been raised in some incredibly rustic community, where good manners are unknown, or you suffer from a common feminine delusion that the mere fact of being a woman exempts you from the rules of civilized conduct. Possibly both"
"I don't use a pen. I write with a goose quill dipped in venom"
"I'll neither consider, endorse or use the Wallace pen. I hate pens. If your employer wishes me to publish that statement in my column, you may tell them that I should be delighted to oblige"
"In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject quite so worthy of my attention"
"I'm not kind, I'm vicious. It's the secret of my charm"
"I cannot stand these morons any longer. If you don't come with me this instant, I shall run amok"
"You'd better watch out, McPherson, or you'll end up in a psychiatric ward. I don't think they've ever had a patient who fell in love with a corpse"
"...and thus as history has proved, love is eternal. It has been the strongest motivation for human actions throughout centuries. Love is stronger than life. It reaches beyond the dark shadow of death"
"The best part of myself. That's what you are. Do you think I'm going to leave it to the vulgar pawing of a second rate detective who thinks you're a dame? Do you think I could bear the thought of him holding you in his arms, kissing you, loving you?!"
"What the hell are you doin' here?" (reply) "I'm lookin' at a tin star with a... drunk pinned on it"
"You appear with the tedious inevitability of an unloved season"
"At least I shall have the pleasure of putting you out of my misery"
"I've always wanted to know someone who went to China. Tell me about it" (reply) "A lot of Chinese live there"
"Do you think my husband would like a picture of me hanging above the fireplace?"
(reply) "I think your husband would like you hanging anywhere"
"Am I the worst oaf in the world?" (reply) "The world's a big place. You're the worst one in my life"
"Love is like the measles. You only get it once, and the older you are, the harder you take it"
"Well, it wouldn't hurt you to learn some manners, too" (reply) "What do I need manners for? I already got me a wife"
"If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions"
"I'll just walk the earth" (reply) "What'cha mean walk the earth?" (response) "You know, walk the earth. Meet people. Get into adventures, like Caine from 'Kung Fu'"
"You see that, young lady? Respect. Respect for one's elders gives character" (reply) "I have character" (response) "Just because you are a character doesn't mean that you have character"
"Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go home and have a heart attack"